what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Hi.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's up? The sky.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Women's rights

Justin Beiber

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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