Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What's clear and wet? water

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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