- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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