What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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alston wang

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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