Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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