- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

The Holocaust

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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