- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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