- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

My mom just died....

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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