the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Where is my tractor?

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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