What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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