Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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