Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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