What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...