- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

A baby seal walks into a club...

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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