What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

I like to eat people

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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