- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Don't think of granny porn

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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