Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

i eat poop

whos gay? you are

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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