kiss me?

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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