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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Chuck Norris.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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