What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Womens rights

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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