Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Gadaffi

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Don't think of granny porn

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Anti Joke

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