What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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