Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A black goes to college

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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