Wolf Pussy

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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