Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Gadaffi

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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