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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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