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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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