Q: What's the point? A: .

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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