The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

It says so on your cap.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A black man walks into a book store.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

This is my joke. funny

what is stupid and reading this you

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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