a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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4/20.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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The Holocaust.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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I am Skaldak!

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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