What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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the WNBA

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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