why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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cms.......?????

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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