women playing football?

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Giving birth to the antichrist

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Anti Joke

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