How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

What's cold and icy? Ice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

minecraft

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Woman's rights.

women playing football?

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...