Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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