The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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