whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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