That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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