whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Does this napkin chloroform?

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Ass

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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