What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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