Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Dozer has a soul

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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im a selling a car

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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George W. Bush

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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