A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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