Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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brett is a dick

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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