women leaving the kitchen

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats9+10 19

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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