What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Obama is a good president.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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German sausage is the wurst

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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