What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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