JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

you will die someday

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

The WNBA.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What flys? A fly

the guy below me is gay

Bumsniffer

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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