Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

look left now look right. washing machine

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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