- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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