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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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