An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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World Peace

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Hellen Keller

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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